(Changing the packing on a kids wound)
Nurse to the kid: "Don't worry! It's not going to hurt at all!"
Me: "Well... it might hurt a little bit."
Nurse to the kid after me taking off the ace wrap: "See? That's all he had to do!"
Me: "Not even close to done yet."
Nurse to the kid after taking the gauze off the wound: "See? He just needed to look at it!"
Me: ...