Sunday, September 30, 2012

 When I try and look cool in front of the medical students...


The moment I realize I've left my ipad on the unit...


What the ortho team looks like in our black coats...













What the ortho team THINKS we look like in our black coats...


When the ED ends the consult with 'and I've called medicine to admit the patient'...

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

When I walk in on my attending discussing a late night consult with the senior...


When I told my senior that I was going to board a humerus fracture...


When I'm presenting a radial head fracture in the morning, and realize I don't have wrist films...


Sign out when I'm not prepared...

Getting home after a overnight call shift...



When I finish my indications presentation...




When I explain my reduction technique to my senior...



Saturday, September 22, 2012

When my senior cuts off my presentation right before I announce the diagnosis...

When my attending lists like 7 things to do for a patient....


Monday, September 17, 2012

When I tell the intern to go ahead and reduce the fracture...


Farting in the ortho library at 5:58 AM, and then watching the team file in for 6 AM signout...





Not having done spine, when someone presents a spine case for indications...

What goes through my head when we're nailing a femur, and my attending says 'make sure to put it in the canal'...


Friday, September 14, 2012

Walking into the ED after I just got 4 consults in a row...

When I try and reduce radial head fractures...

30 hour shift condensed into 10 seconds....

When I ask my patient about their personal life...

When I tell my attending that I'm trying to manage my patients medical problems...


When I'm reading for the day's cases during grand rounds, and an attending asks me something about the grand rounds topic...




Thursday, September 13, 2012

Me and the resident next to me when rheumatology gives their morning conference, and they use the phrase 'morning stiffness'...


When I try to do the same reduction maneuver an attending showed me...



When I do an awesome job during the night, and my attending and senior don't say anything about it...



Morning signout...



After doing a consult, when I check if there's anything I can help the ED out with...


When I get scolded by a non-ortho attending...


As a married guy, whenever a cute nurse waves at me...


Wednesday, September 12, 2012

When my wife wants go out the night after my 30 hour call shift...


When its 30 minutes until shift change, and I hear ACS is trying to consult me...

When I think about doing a complex indication talk, and instead present an achilles laceration...