Friday, April 29, 2016

When peds OR desk says they're bringing in the call team so we can do our type 3 supracondylar...

Friday, April 22, 2016

We had an attending send out an email bemoaning typos in the notes... except there were typos in the email...

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Whenever someone I don't know from the hospital says they like my blog...

When the trauma surgery resident says "Hey, have you seen the patient with the bimal fracture yet? The one with the big breast implants?"

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

The usual reaction to this conversation

Me: "So sir, I have to have you sign a consent for surgery because theres an increased risk. Your urine came back positive for meth."

Saturday, April 9, 2016

While I was eating lunch in our resident lounge, two attendings started talking about negatively another attending in our resident lounge between cases, and then sort of looked at me awkwardly...

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

What's the difference between a rad onc resident and an ortho resident?

Monday, April 4, 2016

My response to an attending being mad I overbooked him after they finished their first case (ankle fracture) at 1330...