Went to the hospital after studying at starbucks for a while.

Nurse A: 'mmm, you smell like coffee. Jennifer, come smell this guy!'
(get aggressively smelled by like 4 nurses)

thought A) this is weird
thought B) might be onto something here
thought C) why are they still smelling me. this is weird.

OR conversations:

(conversation about a paleo diet)
RN: "I basically don't eat anything with ingredients I can't pronounce. Like bananas."
Me: "Do you know how many complex sugars and compounds there are in bananas which we both can't pronounce?"
RN: "But I can pronounce banana."
Me: "And I can pronounce cheesypoof."