ED attending: 'Hey, we have a consult for you, its a lady with a finger lac.'

Me: 'Do you have films?'

ED attending: 'no'

Me: 'Do you have a name?'

ED attending: 'no'

Me: 'Medical record number?'

ED attending: 'I don't have it with me.'

Me: 'What was the mechanism?'

ED attending: 'I'm not sure.'

Me: 'Where's the lac?'

ED attending: 'Near the joint, the middle one.'

Me: 'Is she neurovascularly intact?'

ED attending: 'I don't know, I don't carry around their h&p.'

Me: ....