Sunday, August 11, 2013

ED attending: 'Hey, we have a consult for you, its a lady with a finger lac.'
Me: 'Do you have films?'
ED attending: 'no'
Me: 'Do you have a name?'
ED attending: 'no'
Me: 'Medical record number?'
ED attending: 'I don't have it with me.'
Me: 'What was the mechanism?'
ED attending: 'I'm not sure.'
Me: 'Where's the lac?'
ED attending: 'Near the joint, the middle one.'
Me: 'Is she neurovascularly intact?'
ED attending: 'I don't know, I don't carry around their h&p.'
Me: ....




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