When peds OR desk says they're bringing in the call team so we can do our type 3 supracondylar...

We had an attending send out an email bemoaning typos in the notes... except there were typos in the email...

Whenever someone I don't know from the hospital says they like my blog...

When the trauma surgery resident says "Hey, have you seen the patient with the bimal fracture yet? The one with the big breast implants?"

The usual reaction to this conversation

Me: "So sir, I have to have you sign a consent for surgery because theres an increased risk. Your urine came back positive for meth."
Patient: