Medicine resident: "Hey, you know that 90 year old guy, I saw you admitted him back to us, he's probably ready to be admitted to the ortho service."
Me:

When I'm doing disability exams and a patient with normal xrays starts moaning in pain during the exam...

If you've ever wondered what sign out looks like with an attending in a bad mood, well...

When one of our new PA's presents a patient with a 'fracture and a lac over it, but it's not open'....

This is promptly followed by a 'but i looked all around, and i couldnt see bone anywhere'...

Some patient walked into clinic with a game of thrones shirt on (specifically one that had the knights watch creed on it) : 
Me: 'So one of my friends has a theory that jon snow is going to be a dragon rider because he has targaryan blood, so he can, BUT, bran is going to somehow control them through his wog powers and all that stuff."
Patient: