I showed an attending a picture of a wound on my ipad. He then proceeded to start flipping through the rest of the pictures....
When a dad started tearing up when I was showing him his daughters surgically corrected scoliosis xrays...
Patient: 'Oh, and one more thing....can you look at my throat? I think I may have gotten a sore throat from .... gonorrhea....'
Friday, May 2, 2014
Nurse: 'Hi, sorry for paging you. Our patient is pretty constipated and I think needs to be digitally disimpacted. I can do it, but can you write an order for that?'
After operating for 19 hours the day before and having the kids waking me up the next morning at 0515...
