Tuesday, June 11, 2013

So on night float, I leave my pandora station on.  Last night, macklemore's 'can't hold us' was on when i finished the last consult at 3AM and got back to the library.  The following ensued...


Anytime an ED resident says they saw my blog...

Monday, June 10, 2013

I got a call from the ED about a shoulder dislocation they couldn't reduce.  This is pretty much how I entered the ED...



Friday, June 7, 2013

Trauma team senior: 'You guys don't do anything about transverse process fractures right?'
Me: 'Nope'
Trauma senior: 'Sweet, we don't need a consult then.'


ED nurse: 'We were waiting on you to start sedation.  Were you taking a giant poo or something?'