Sunday, November 27, 2016

When drive in early to template my case, but my attending has already done it...


When I see one of the residents about to use the saw singlehandedly...


When you're trying to template a total knee, but there's no calibration ball and the 4th guess on the oversize is giving you an implant size that's still nowhere near correct...


What's that one procedure when you fill a gap in the posterior humeral head by anchoring the soft tissues into it with a suture anchor?

(It was on the OITE 2008)


When an attending that you don't really like gives you 'constructive criticism'...


Tuesday, November 22, 2016

When my wife asked (after seeing the credit card statement) when I was going to tell her that I was out having a beer with my co-fellow instead of operating late a couple nights ago...


Sunday, November 20, 2016

When I'm feeling super confident because my podium presentation is going awesome, and then an attending barges in and asks something I hadn't prepared for at all... (you kinda gotta wait for it)


Looking at a new patient's chart who's allergies are tylenol, motrin, and tramadol....

Whenever someone says the distal radius fracture happened after the patient experienced a "FOOSH"...


Saturday, November 19, 2016

When my attending is reaming the resident for something I should have picked up on...


Wednesday, November 16, 2016