When the patient is still asleep 30 minutes after anesthesia says they turned everything off...

The intern texted me at 0452 about implant choices...

When you're struggling surgically with your attending after 5PM...

Attending: You've seen Austin Powers, right?
Med Student: I think that was a little before my time.
Me inside:

When the second year says he could basically do a total joint by himself...

When you randomly forget how to assemble a jig you've put together a hundred times before...