Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Medicine resident: "Hey, you know that 90 year old guy, I saw you admitted him back to us, he's probably ready to be admitted to the ortho service."
Me:







Monday, July 20, 2015

When I'm doing disability exams and a patient with normal xrays starts moaning in pain during the exam...


If you've ever wondered what sign out looks like with an attending in a bad mood, well...


Sunday, July 12, 2015


When one of our new PA's presents a patient with a 'fracture and a lac over it, but it's not open'....















This is promptly followed by a 'but i looked all around, and i couldnt see bone anywhere'...