The usual reaction that I get from patients when I say that a broken bone and a fracture mean the same thing...

 When a teenage girl asked if I was going to make her scar look good...

I dont have a scenario for this. This is just here for your viewing pleasure.

(Random memory from 2nd year)

Husband: So what do you think?
Attending: Well, I believe your wife is suffering from pain originating in the coccyx.
Husband: So what's the next step, more imaging?
Attending: Not exactly. We're going to step out for a second, my resident will be back to manipulate her coccyx and see if that is the pain generator.
Me: ....

I sometimes wish I was making this crap up.

My attending told me that I had dainty hands. I laughed then, but later...