What I felt like when the 2nd year was getting reamed, and I walked up early and had them sit down for grand rounds...

Attending: 'So what, the other guys go to the gym, and you just photoshop stuff?'

So we went to a conference this weekend.

It was at a SUPER nice place, which lead to this feeling the whole weekend...

They had a dinner for the attendings where they were serving bottomless filet mignon. I felt like this afterwards...

We went to dinner one night with an attending.  I asked them what fellowship I should do.
Response: 'You're a little weird, so maybe trauma? On second thought, you might be too weird for trauma.'

When one of the attendings in the lab kept. on. grabbing. the. tools...





















We were discussing pelvic ex-fixes, and one of the lab instructors was discussing the AIIS pin and kept on using the phrase: 'depth of penetration'...

We got a call from a transfer center for a TKA that was 'infected, fractured and dislocated'....

When I have to do a reduction on a peds patient and don't want to use sedation...