When the trauma surgery resident says "Hey, have you seen the patient with the bimal fracture yet? The one with the big breast implants?"

The usual reaction to this conversation

Me: "So sir, I have to have you sign a consent for surgery because theres an increased risk. Your urine came back positive for meth."
Patient:

While I was eating lunch in our resident lounge, two attendings started talking about negatively another attending in our resident lounge between cases, and then sort of looked at me awkwardly...

What's the difference between a rad onc resident and an ortho resident?

My response to an attending being mad I overbooked him after they finished their first case (ankle fracture) at 1330...