ED at 0230: "Hey, I've got a boxers fracture, closed, I'm just going to send it to clinic if that's okay with you..."

 My usual response to the chief complaint of 'My ______ told me I had a leg length discrepancy'...

How I establish arthroscopic portals...

When an attending tells me specifically not to...

When I would do a spine exam and try to subtly ask my senior in front of the patient if they need a rectal exam...