I just got my new ortho jacket. How I feel...

Nurse: 'You might not wanna set your coffee there, we might drink it'

Me (jokingly): 'I hope not, I've got just rampant oral herpes.'

Nurse response: ...

When I'm operating with an attending who says: 'Bovie to 90'...

When i'm on reddit during clinic and i can't close the browser before my attending walks in...

We had a slow week in clinic last week, which means attendings walk in on us residents generally doing...