Attending at indications: 'So you're saying the patient had symptoms of calf pain consistent with nerve impingement, what dermatome is that?'
Junior resident: 'S3.'

Seeing the US won their first world cup game....while in peds clinic...

Watching the incoming intern class greet each other, not knowing the evil that shall soon befall them....

Whenever a patient asks me: 'is the doctor going to be in soon?'

Talking with my co-residents about their OITE scores...

We had a kid with a negative hip aspiration that was ambulating without much pain. The ED resident was POSITIVE the kid had a septic hip....

My attending after I was having a hard time getting the proximal interlock screw...

Attending #1: "Hey, so no one is covering the trauma room tomorrow, and you're on call tonight, so would you mind..."
Attending #2: "You want me to take care of my own junk. I do it most of the time anyways."

Attending: "I hope you're ready for the next case, it's a pretty destructive procedure..."